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    January 22

    吃得暗无天日

           先通报一个好消息!我们寝室的几个兄弟已出的几门成绩都过拉!特别是数字的擦边球60分,真是上天保佑啊!
     
    下午让还在校内的黄燕帮我查了成绩,接着何地瓜,张尧又让我帮他们瞧了瞧,黄燕真是带来幸运的女神哪!一一传来捷报,大家都险过.我也是带来好消息的使者啊,回去你们知道该怎么做了...哼哼...钱包或是肉体,选一个~ 接下来就看非线的了!
     
         下面回归到题目.回来几天我已吃遍华天华雅...华天的地板那叫一个亮啊,我想一个是选材的问题,一个是服务生拿个拖把死命的拖啊,能不干净吗?要金碧辉煌才对得起那五颗星星啊.不过我提个小小的建议...我在厕所的隔间里坐在马桶上,看见有块地板上的光影总在不停的动,挖,真高级也.我心里感叹到,这地板打磨的跟钻石样的.再一看,原来是隔壁间厕所的人在搞出什么动静.由于两个隔间之间的那块墙下面离地面有一块是空的,地板的瓷砖又那么光亮,所以通过光的反射,基本看得出隔壁人的动作...这装修只顾得华丽了,想不到给如厕者带来了这个麻烦.  旁边好象是服务生在搞清洁,走来走去个没完.我突然想到物理老师讲过,光的反射可以原路返回这个道理.我靠,他再走两趟我不是要被看完啊! 所以赶紧完事走人老.我强烈建议要不把两个隔间之间的那墙再往下砌点,要不把地板搞的漫反射一点,这才安全嘛.
     
          讲吃东西讲到厕所去老...
     
    还有那个餐厅的服务员姐姐.亲切的向我推荐他们新的饮料鲜榨红豆汁.我想玉米汁流行完了又流行红豆汁啊,那么干你们也能榨出汁来...现在的榨汁机好先进啊!于是乎同意,想着也就跟玉米汁一个价吧.结果一买单,我靠,那面粉味的红豆汁要168一扎,我就***噢!虽然红豆的汁很少但你们掺的水也不少啊!至于贵到那个地步吗?难怪你倾情跟我推荐...没想到啊没想到...最毒服务员心啊...你还跟我笑...不是看你长的漂亮就叫你把剩的那半扎面粉汁喝掉!
     
    昨个约了红杏师太,猪没停一齐出游.步行街的人超多啊,还碰到认识的人.芒果榴莲大涨价,买不起了哎.路边的卖小吃的摊位红火啊!鱿鱼串臭豆腐糖油粑粑,无时不刻在挑逗着我...
     
    今天的晚饭是在一家农家饭,我们一大家人点了八个菜,不到三分钟全上齐了...妈妈米呀~你们厨师是蜈蚣精啊,长这么多手...大家抢的那个香啊,半个小时把菜清了...剩下半只鸡带回去给阿姨家的汪崽.汪崽又要做妈妈了,整天晃着个大肚子在火炉边睡觉.伙食也要改善一下才行.多生几个给我蹂躏啊~
     
    下星期有机会去贵州,我要不要去混着玩玩呢?考虑中...
     
                     
     

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